Wednesday, June 8, 2011

A few simple rules for driving in front of Miriam

  • When we have passed out of the school zone, the speed limit is no longer 40kmh.
  • Please indicate your desire to turn right before stopping dead in the middle of the road.
  • If you are planning to stop for the yellow light, please begin slowing down before you reach the pedestrian crossing.
  • If you do not know where you're going, pull over at the side of the road. Don't pause in the middle of it.
  • Choose a goddamned lane. If I am able to overtake you, I am less likely to fantasise about your doom.

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