I am a genius

Find a need and fill it.

I just thought of the best business idea ever conceived and I need your help getting it off the ground.

Enemy-print toilet paper.

This product has to exist. You know I'm right.

To support the research and development of this revolutionary new concept, please forward your donations to:

Miriam Reynoldson
1 Onlyacrimeifyoudontget Court
Miriamville, VIC

Thanking you in advance.